This blog is a personal take on Listowel, Co. Kerry. I am writing for anyone anywhere with a Listowel connection but especially for sons and daughters of Listowel who find themselves far from home. Contact me at listowelconnection@gmail.com
A Post have come up with a scheme that seemed to me like a great idea when I heard about it on the radio.
You go to the An Post website and you choose to send a St. Patrick’s Day card. You are given a choice of categories and then you will be given an AI generated image for your card. You write your greeting, the name and address of the recipients. Then you pay €4 and An Post will print and deliver the card anywhere in the world.
Brilliant!
I have these lovely friends whom you met here before. They are Wolfgang and Anita Mertens. They live in Germany. They love Ireland. Since I met them for the first time last year they have kept in touch and send me greetings, cards, photos and stuff.
So I set to make my greeting card for them.
Wolfgang is a scholar in the field of Anglo Irish literature. His special field of interest is the work of Listowel’s Bryan MacMahon. So the first category I chose was “literature” and the above card is what AI generated. Not so much literature. Lots of Paddywhackerry…rainbow, pots of gold, four leaved clovers masquerading as shamrocks. It was just short the leprechauns. I was definitely not choosing that one.
So next I chose the category St. Bridget’s Cross. The AI bot who made the above didn’t know too much about Saint Brigid since she numbered a pot of gold, a guitar and tricolour among her assorted artefacts at the foot of her very elaborate high cross. I rejected this one too.
I settled for my third and final choice, green landscape. Not very Irish but very very green. I thought I detected a few camels at the foot of those pyramids but who am I to question AI?
An Post had better up its game or I won’t be going there for my Easter cards.
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I met Two Famous Men
At lunch in Behan’s last Thursday I ran into Billy Keane and Michael Healy Rae having a chat. I disturbed them to bring you this.
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From Pres. Yearbook 1988
1987/88 was a great year for sport in the school. There were many exceptionally talented basketballers and footballers among the pupils.
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A Very Grim Fact
1740 to 1742 was the longest period of extreme cold in modern European history.
With rivers frozen, coal could not be delivered to ports, Animals and fish died. Birds fell dead out of the sky, having been frozen to death in flight. Starvation and hypothermia killed thousands of people.
I have long been fascinated by local quirks of language and meaning. When I came to live in Kerry first I was amused to be asked if I would walk or “carry the car”. I never got used to wan instead of won for the figure 1.
Mattie Lennon wrote the following about his own Wicklow (Wickla) dialect.
SPAKES FROM WEST WICKLA’.
By Mattie Lennon.
“ Look what we’ve done to the old mother tongue,
it’s a crime they way we’ve misused it.”
So the song says. But did we do it any damage?
John Dryden said that a thing well said will be wit in all languages. In my native west Wicklow the transposition of vowels seemed to be almost as popular a pastime as locking referees in car boots. And did it do any damage? (no…I’m not asking about the morality depriving the GAA arbitrator of his liberty on a winter’s day in Rathnew, I’m referring to a bit of readjustment of the A, E, I, O and U’s )
In my part of the world the language of Synge survived into the final decades of the twentieth century and beyond. His inspiration for The Shadow of the Glen came from Donard in west Wicklow where his father was a Protestant minister. Only recently a neighbour with a somewhat defective ticker told me that he had been fitted with a “Peace-maker”. I know of a case where a lady with notions, in the days when meat was kept in a safe, asked an apprentice carpenters to make a “Mate-Seaf”. A Mate Seaf. Nowadays I get all sorts of gazes when I disclose that it used to take a lot of courage, in Kylebeg, to say tea instead of “tay” and to refer to unpolluted H2O as anything other than “clane wather” meant you were getting above your station. And you’d soon be reminded that it wasn’t long since you had holes in your”brutches”. The”hins” were fed off the “led” of a pot and when it was necessary to communicate with absent relatives the “pin an’ ink” were taken down and that reviled member of the rodent species was called a”rot”. It would be said of the less-than-honest that he would “stale the crass ev an ass”. A welcome visitor would be invited to ” take a sate an’ give yerself a hate” and if you weren’t “plazed” by a frank comment you were said to be “aisy effinded” and you were sure to be “med game of”. That gurgling moving rivulet much lauded in song and poem was a “strame” o’ wather and the single arch structure over it was a brudge”.
Some people through hard work (or a windfall) would progress from thatch to a more substantial roof on their dwelling and it would be called a ”Toiled roof.” Every County Council cottage had an outside “labatery”. A “dacent little girl” was an unmarried female, of any size, shape or age, who wouldn’t let a male in a mile of her.
Whatever about the Catechism definition of Grace in our part of the world it was “the juice o’ fat mate”. And of course if you were of an argumentative dispossession it would be said that you “would rise a row about the kay o’ there”. (Songwriting , of course, was easier than elsewhere because floor rhymed with sure and bowl rhymed with howl) A snob might have ” a collar an’ tie on his nick an’ a watch on his wrust” but no male would go so far as to sport “gould” ring. Nobody would admit to having “flays” themselves (The’re fleas by the way) but a person would comment that a certain neighbour’s house was “walking wud thim”.
You could expect a”could day'” whin the win’ was from the aist”. Ewes”yaned”, you ploughed “lay” and you “Bilt” the”kittle” ( unless of course it “laked”. You “gother” the sheep, “muxed” the pig-feeding and you could”bate” the living daylights out of someone “whin timpers ed be ruz”. But in such “is-ther-no one to-hould-me-coat” situations there was usually someone to make “pace”, a pacemaker.The piece of binder twine used to restrict the movements of the canine was a”lade”. Beyond was”beyant” and an old neighbour of mine went so far as to do a bit of consonant-juggling resulting in “belant”.The clothes were held on the line by “pigs” and a brave man (or maybe one who didn’thave the courage to run away) was described as a “hairo”.
Surnames didn’t escape either. Lennon was Linnen, Fitzsimons became Fitzsummons, Geoghan was Googan and Reid was made to rhyme with spade.
Looking back on it now I reckon that the hillbillies of the old black-and-white “Westerns”, with their “varmint” and “critters” would have fitted in perfectly in the Lacken of my youth. And I’m sure they would have adapted very quickly to describing the economy-conscious as “mane” and making stirabout from “yalla male”. If you are not from my neck of the woods perhaps like D.H. Lawrence you will marvel: “That such trivial people should muse and thunder in such a lovely language”.
As a trivial people we have descriptive terms that you wouldn’t hear anywhere else. Take for example an individual who is considered highly intelligent by some. But may in some areas of their life, lack common sense. We have a sort of a compromise term for them. We would describe them as a “cliver eeget.” If you were reared anywhere between Knockatillane and Shillealagh, like Thomas Babbington Macauley, you will recognise “…..that dear language which I spake like thee”.
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From Listowel to Tokyo
Listowel man Willie Guiney proved that you can fulfil your dreams at any age.
Willie completed the Tokyo 6 star major marathon to fulfil a long held ambition.
Photos of Willie in Japan from his own Facebook page.
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From Pres. 1988 Yearbook
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A Poem
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A Fact
The cock crows but the hen delivers the goods (Old proverb)
What a feat, to put so many people on stage. I hope the girls realise realise what a massive effort of time, talent and hard hard work it took for Sr. Consolata, Tony Behan and all their willing helpers to put shows on the stage year after year.
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Back in 1988 we all watched scheduled TV. There was no means of recording a show, no player or catch up and no youtube So we all watched the same programme when it was broadcast. AND we only had two channels. The girls took a little 1988 poll.
Is Coronation Street the only one still on our screens?
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Watching a Dectectorist
I have no idea what he was looking for. A lost piece of jewellery, perhaps?
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A Poem
John Dryden was England’s first Poet Laureate. He was appointed to that post in 1668.
His above poem is as relevant today as it was then.
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Civic Honours for Camogie Players
The Kerry County Council Listowel MD Municipal District Awards were held in Council Chambers in Listowel this week – Cllr Jimmy Moloney Mayor of Listowel presents awards to the Clanmaurice Camogie Team All-Ireland Winners, Junior & Intermediate . Pictured Back L : Cllr Tom Barry , Julianne O’Keeffe , Aine O’Connor , Aoife Fitzgerald , Amy O’Sullivan , Cllr Mike Kennelly , Sara Murphy , Jackie Horgan , John Madden , Pete Young and Mike Enright . Front L : Elaine Ryall , Patrice Diggin , Mayor of Listowel Jimmy Moloney , Michelle Costello and Aoife Behan .
Listowel Municipal mayor Jimmy Moloney and Listowel Town manager present Joe Murphy, former artistic director of St. John’s Arts and Heritage Centre with an award for his contribution to the arts over 30 years.
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A Fact
A leap year is a calendar year that contains an additional day (or, in the case of a lunisolar calendar, a month) compared to a common year. The 366th day (or 13th month) is added to keep the calendar year synchronised with the astronomical year or seasonal year.