Beautiful North Kerry
Photo: Mike Enright
All the Fun of the Fair
The Horsefair is a big event in the life of Listowel and many people have written about it and photographed and painted the fairs. Here I bring you a few photos from fairs through the years and an account of the January Fair 2017 by Billy Keane.
The man selling the manic Indian
Runner ducks and the pointy- beaked, big red hens came all the way from Macroom
to the horse fair in Listowel. There were goats, too, and puppies, horses and
ponies, a llama called Larry and donkeys with sad eyes. Noah must have left the
The street was
thronged and I had forgotten all about the day that was in it. The custom is to
hold four horse fairs in our town on the first Thursday of each quarter. No one
knows exactly how long the horse fair has been going on here in Market Street. Hundreds
of years, I would say. There’s a story going that Napoleon’s horse Marengo was
bred in a field down by the River Feale. He was sold at Listowel Horse Fair and
again at the great fair of Cahirmee to the French.
My mother and father opened up our
pub 63 years ago on the day of the January horse fair. It was their first
wedding anniversary. They had no money and the pub was very busy, which gave
them a great start.
Gerard O’ Leary’s family own a
poultry operation in Macroom and he travels all over Ireland with laying hens.
It seems to be a big thing now for townies to keep a hen or two for the eggs.
I was wrong about the ducks. They
are placid enough, Ger says. There wasn’t a quack out of them. It was just the
insane eyes that scared me, and one duck kept staring at me like she was a
witch in disguise. I woke up later that night after a terrible dream. There was
the Indian Runner sitting at the end of the bed, staring away. I jumped out of
the bed, but she was gone. As my old friend Frank Galvin used to say, she was a
hollocollution – Frank’s word for hallucination. It was then I got to thinking
the duck with the stare might have picked up a bad scent from me. I checked the
pillow and it was full of feathers.
The Indian Runner ducks are
teachers. Says Ger: “Ducks are like sheep in that they stay in tight
groups. The ducks are used to train young collies who aren’t able for the big
We meet a crude man with a few
drinks in him, who told us he’s gone from the wife. “She’s too old to
breed,” he says, “and too wicked to keep as a pet.”
“You can’t say that,” I
“I can say whatever I
want,” says he.
There were just a few donkeys at
the horse fair. A few years back during the boom, a dealer told me he was
getting a grand a donkey but now the donkey sanctuaries are full again. I
always felt very sorry for the donkeys. There’s an old, faded holy picture
hanging up over the place I’m writing in right now. The little donkey has bony
legs as thin and knobbly as rosary beads. He’s carrying the Holy Family across
the desert and on to safety.
I think the happiest moment of my
life was when I was being returned to the mother and father after a lovely
adventurous month in the country with our cousins, the Looneys. Bill Looney let
me drive the donkey and car down Church Street. My friends saw me and I shook
the reins to get the donkey flying as we galloped on at full speed. I was the
Miley Cash is the main man at the
horse fair. His big white lorry was parked along the street. Several horses
were tied to the side of the lorry. He says: “I bought those ones at
Kilmichael, where the ambush took place and another at Doneraile. I’ll be
calling to Tipperary on the way home to Monasterevin to pick up another
Miley is a broad, blocky man. You
couldn’t put an age on him, but he told me he has been coming here to Listowel
for more than 60 years.
He is here to support the fair and
the way of life for the people who come here.
“Do you see that man over
there with the pony?”
An old man holds his pony on
display. The dappled brown and white pony looks like he could easily pass for
an Apache’s mount in a cowboy picture.
“Well”, continues Miley,
“he bought her for €1,100 and he kept her for year. Now he’ll sell her for
the same money. There’s no money in this for these people. He put new shoes on
her and had her clipped and tagged. The horse people never count the expenses
when they figure out the buying and selling. They love the idea of having a
horse. He sold him to me for €1,100 and there was a tenner luck.”
Several pony men parade their stock
nonchalantly by Miley, as if they were taking the ponies for a walk and the
walk happened to pass the dealer. Miley gives the parade no more than a glance.
That’s all he needs. The Cashes were reared to this game. He sells his purchases
on to Germany, Holland and France.
Just then, a small Traveller boy
walks past us with a Shetland. The kid can’t be any more than seven or eight.
And isn’t he the proud boy. The Travelling people are at their happiest on days
like this. Horses are in their blood.
This man approaches Miley and he’s
whispering. There’s a lot of whispering going on at horse fairs. I listen in.
“Don’t tell him you know me,” says the pony whisperer.
What was it all about? Your guess
is as good as mine, but somehow you feel that horse fair people wouldn’t be
happy unless there was a bit of bargaining to be done, with plenty of
subterfuge and walking away in a huff if the price isn’t right. No different to
trade unions and employers, if you think about it.
The-nephew-and-uncle team of Johhny
Cahill and Daniel Riordan are selling an unbroken Welsh pony and a Stewball,
which is another breed of blocky pony.
“How much will ye get?”
Uncle Johnny whispers: “About
300 for the Skewball. And 150 for the pony.”
The two have a lovely way with the
horses and each other. The Welsh pony rears up and Daniel leads off to walk the
friskiness off of her. Walks him past Miley, that is. “She’s a nice
cob,” says Johnny. Miley nods, but no more than that. The bargaining
pre-play sets up the process.
I couldn’t see any sign of
mistreatment or of neglect at the horse fair. There have been problems with
animal welfare at other fairs. But the majority are in love with the idea of
owning a horse, donkey or a pony. The tourists love the tangling, the vibrancy
and the colour of it all. This is a tradition worth keeping.
I went back then, after a long
walkabout among the pony people, to open up the pub for year 64.
Progress on the Extension to Listowel Community Centre
Humans of Listowel
I met Mike Sheehy and Leo Daly out for a morning walk in the town park